h3Y gUuyZ, 1Tz bE3n A Wh1L3 S1Nc3 1 B3 Bl0Gg1N'
but. the short and the long of it is. i drive annoyingly and erratically, i can't say beetroot, i casually just start yodelling sometimes, i can't say any word with ee in the middle of it without slowing down a mexican accent i.e. feel or wheel, i like loads of terrible music and insist of making my girlfriend listen to it ALL THE TIME, i drink way too much milk and own johnson and friends, like just casually, but i do make my girlfriend very very happy and she loves me a ridiculous amount, but like why wouldnt she, im a babe, and! she's pretty 5M0k1N' too. i mean serious, BABE.
ill leave you all wondering if i wrote this, or if i got hacked by crepe again.
LUV YA LYK A SISTER

:) i love you.

22nd May 2012

Photoset reblogged from Paddy's Pub with 638 notes

my life.

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16th May 2012

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8th May 2012

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motherfucking-psychosane:

stenmeister:

Recognising a guitarist without even seeing his face. \m/

Maybe because Mark Morton is easily recognisable, even without a face. The shorts, his guitar, the length of his hair.

fah man, going off the shorts alone i woulda said dimebag. but unfortunately we all know that cant be true:( also the lack of an ml kinda gives it away too

motherfucking-psychosane:

stenmeister:

Recognising a guitarist without even seeing his face. \m/

Maybe because Mark Morton is easily recognisable, even without a face. The shorts, his guitar, the length of his hair.

fah man, going off the shorts alone i woulda said dimebag. but unfortunately we all know that cant be true:( also the lack of an ml kinda gives it away too

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8th May 2012

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ohh facebook girls. you make me lol.

person 1
I never thought it would come to this but it has.
I never thought I’d ever be this scared but I am.
I’ll never let my guard down ever again… U will not control me u will not take over my life and I will not let u get away with this!!!!

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30th April 2012

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OF COURSE!

OF COURSE!

29th April 2012

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werewolvesof-london:

wot?

werewolvesof-london:

wot?

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2nd April 2012

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hot dayum

not a bad day at work, good training sesh for soccer, then have a delicious meal for dinner and settle down with a beer waiting for new supernatural ep to load on computer. all i need is a boo to help me forget I BROKE THE MOTHERFUCKING LOCKING FEATURE ON MY CAR! NOT JUST CENTRAL LOCKING BUT ALL LOCKING ENTIRELY FROM THE DRIVERS SIDE DOOR!!! for those playing at home i drive a range rover and with a little research you will find out that if any one door fucks up you need a whole new computer to control it and all the individual door modules and to install them… this generally goes for around $500 second hand and isnt guaranteed to work. loving life.

26th March 2012

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just something to think about.

just something to think about.

14th March 2012

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RIP basil, the friendliest kitty rat.

so i bought a rat last weekend, called him basil, we had ever so much fun together and now hes suddenly dead? i cleaned his cage at least every two days. fresh food and water every day… did i do something wrong? or not do something? someone tell me

28th February 2012

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kill me?

iv spent a full day and an hour trying to get one single (inhex) bolt undone. cunt is that tight that it rounded out the hex on the inside. so i welded a suitable socket to it. kept breaking the welds (not the best stick welder… which is all we have), then i got it about 3 turns out… snapped the weld again. kept welding and trying to turn it ( thing is about 7 metres deep into the engine bay with only an inch wide opening to get to it btw) finally get another schmik weld on it. and this time it snaps part of the bolt off. what the fuck am i spose to do? someone give me a suggestion… oh and also, i electrocuted myself with the welder. so yeh hopefully that does me out before i have to go back downstairs and try again